Greek fast food

The other day I was at the mall and starving.  In the food court was a Greek fast food place and I thought...  why not!  I love a good Gyro.  On the menu was a chicken Gyro.  I asked the guy working if it tasted like a regular Gyro and he said  "it taste like Chicken"  .  Smart Ass.  I ordered it.  That was probably a mistake.  It was not like a real Gyro.  They didn't put the yummy sauce that comes on a Gyro and instead they put some kind of weird  Curry Sauce on it.  What the heck?  That's not a Gyro.  

Not only was it not very tasty but it also upset my tummy a bit.  The only good thing was the fries.  They were the big fat meaty kind.   Oh well.  That's what you get when you eat fast food.  STAY AWAY.